What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 10:58
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What melts your heart every time without fail?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
{RING} {RING}
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
How does a person become transgender?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Why are white women so overly emotional?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
Sure no problem officer.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?